Kidding! It's called the Sticky & Sweet tour, after her new "Hard Candy" album, and she'll be rolling it into the TD Banknorth Garden on Oct. 15. Tickets are $57.50-$352.50, and they go on sale May 17 at 10 a.m. at the box office and Ticketmaster, which is 866-448-7849 or ticketmaster.com. There's all kind of presales and resales and crap. For details hit livenation.com or madonna.com. ...